doll #0319

d.o.b. - October 2001

adoption agency - mumbleboy

name of your adopted doll - David/Davida

frightened by trick or treaters at halloween

"I'm afraid she has fallen in with bad company, with that bonehead boyfriend she met at the club. Was bound to happen. Can only be downhill from here."

 

adopter's name - Adam

place of residence - somewhere, England

doll's favorite food - His food intake will consist of crisps, cold pizza's (he will frequently be finding bits of rock hard pepporoni in his wig)Êand whatever goodness he can get out of the alcahol he slipped under his faux fur coat and stole from the cornershop that evening.

comments by the adopter -  my mumbleboy will work in a seedy bar as a fierce drag queen by night, slowly getting drunk on double gins and insulting customers,Êbefore ending the night in a heap on the floor - sharing tales, drugs and cigarettes with total strangers. His real name will be David, but he preferes to call himself Davida. He will be able to run very fast in heels. He will send you pictures of him so they can be put on the web, as he is looking for an agent. He sings a mean version of I Will Survive.